New
Yes, a tea company selling coffee
Our worst-kept secret is that Rhoda drinks a lot more coffee than tea. So we stopped pretending and made Cranky Ewe.
10 coffee bags. Brews like a teabag. Hints of rage and regret.
The Hebriteas caffeine audit
BECCA
Tea. Lots.
Wonky
Grass, strictly.
RHODA
Coffee, finally.
Cranky Ewe
Cranky Ewe is a medium-roast blend of Brazilian Arabica beans. Sure to revive the woolly heads, and guaranteed to make even the crankiest ewe feel a little less flocked.
Hints of: rage and regret
100° fresh off the boil
4 mins then squeeze
0 cafetières to wash
Bags: compostable PLA; Pouch: non-recyclable Paper/PET/LDPE
What’s the Gaelic for cranky? Greannach
One for each side of the kitchen
The peace treaty
Since the coffee is very nice, Rhoda has almost forgiven Becca for using her as the inspiration for the name. Almost.
Separately: Cranky Ewe Coffee Bags £6.95 + Crofter £7.95
Two things nobody asked for
The stocking filler duo
Cranky Ewe coffee bags and a tin of Wonky Sheep Poo.
Separately: Cranky Ewe Coffee Bags £6.95 + Wonky Sheep Poo £6.95
Cranky Ewe merch
Cranky Ewe mug
£12.00
Don’t worry, we still do tea
